When oh when will the ice cream trucks go back to their garages for the season and stop playing "Turkey in the Straw" over and over and OVER again every evening?
Is it possible to analyze a text too much? I don't think my lit theory teacher thinks so.
How much longer will it stay warm(-ish)? Is it sweater season now, or not? And...how much longer am I allowed to wear flip-flops?
When will I get to go back to Disneyland? I want to live in a childish fantasy and wait in line for magical rides for a week.
Do people still follow that "no white after labor day" rule? And...what does that apply to, exactly? Shoes? All clothes?
Why did Halloween merchandise show up on the seasonal aisle of the grocery store at the beginning of September? I swear it didn't used to be that way...
That does it for now.